wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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Supernatural: An Easter Summary

deadinmagazines:

bluekarkat:

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confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

I AM DYING

Holy shit

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okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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Like Calvin’s whole family with babymama. Love it

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Happy birthday Danny

Best best friend I’ve had.
Even if our friendship is mainly through snapchat.
Luv u gooby.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

This sums up all of Calvin and I’s arguments.

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