After so long of getting burped at it gets to a point where you just go ‘well at least is smells good’

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feliscanis:

don’t tell my pets to shut up. only i can tell my pets to shut up. you shut up.

(via spookypossum)

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sunrisestoner:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

Cabin in the Woods does exactly that.

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