• parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry
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Ok mom

If you really loved your kids you wouldn’t be with a ‘man’ who makes them feel like shit and make them cry and yell at them for LITERALLY THE DUMBEST SHIT.
Fuck you and your stupid life.
I only care about Riley and that’s it.

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ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

Friendly reminder that I fucking hate you and your social justice bullshit.

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when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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WHEN I TAKE FOOD TOO SERIOUSLY

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i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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I’m upset and I want new clothes

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