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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

And everything is either skimpy as fuck, or makes you look like a nun

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Model: phytomixeur
Set, Styling, Photography, Retouching: Nick Chao


have you ever seen a sex toy and thought /what the- where the hell does it- what??/ because some of you are sick freaks wasting time on some electrocuting stick that goes in your pee hole when you can be out there finding cures for shit

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I have a really hard time getting to sleep in an empty house… And I’m out of alcohol, it’s too late at night to get stoned, and I pretty much don’t own any books or movies that aren’t terrifying. Ffffffffuuuuuu I guess I could watch James and the Giant Peach while sober, that would be a new experience.

I would have came over you anus

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The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.


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You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.

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